Don’t think that a pensioner has an easy life. If you want to play as one angry granny then take rolled newspapers and kick some young bottoms.
Rolled papers can be felt if you aim well. You can try it in this mobile phone game. It’s about hitting walkers or stationary objects. When you miss the granny falls on her nose and is stoned for a moment. You have to collect as many points for the progress. Watch out for the crazy police which can stop you as well. Buy upgrades and better items for the earned points. Quite entertaining and entertaining game.